The ten steps to dump that annoying liberal "frenemy"

#1.  Choose your plan of attack...

I don't like Rush Limbaugh.  So, I don't listen to the man.  I have to do it...I have to ask.  

If you hate Rush Limbaugh so much, why do you listen to him?  
And if you are listening to him, why would you call for his removal from the air when you are so obviously entertained by him? Why not just change the channel so you don't have to hear him?  That's what I do.                      

# 2.  Accuse and belittle...

I have no doubt you DID NOT listen to the radio program where he allegedly mocked the victims of Sandy Hook.  I am certain you just "heard or read," from some liberal website or that haven of the 'liberal only truth' called moveon.org, how he allegedly mocked those people .  

#3.  Question their sanity in a insulting manner...

Sister, I wonder about you.  I really do.  I wonder how you can imagine it is true when NBC, CBS, CNN, ABC, MSNBC and Fox have not reported this?  And they most certainly would have done so if he had done as you allege.  Just because you "hear it, or read it on the web, a blog, or some left wing organization," does not make it true.  

#4.  Agree with their first point against you...thus taking the wind out their sales, and then use the same insult they are outraged about...

Yes, you're right.  He did call Sandra, "the poor broke I can't pay for my birth control even tho I have a good paying job, so all of America better pony up the money so I don't get pregnant," a slut.  And yes, I think he should have apologized profusely.  And he should have been fired in my opinion.  (But even so, I think she should be paying for her own slutty behavior, not me.)                 

#5.  Change the subject from their beliefs to one or three as to what you think they should have done or said, sprinkling it with sarcasm and mildly insulting tones...

So, now that we have talked about Rush Limbaugh, let us talk about your liberal heroes, shall we?  Why is it, Ed Shults, a liberal, and an ass, can call a conservative woman a slut, and still be your "oh my god he's so brilliant," hero?  

Why is it Bill Maher, an "alleged comic," and a raging cruelly rude person, another liberal, can call a Conservative woman a cunt, without a word from you, other than a LOL of Facebook in agreement?  As a woman, you should have been outraged.  You should have been livid he would insult a woman, ANY woman in such a foul manner. But, all you did and said was, "LOL"

Why is David Letterman can make obscene jokes about an ADULT ball player impregnating a MINOR child, and get such big laughs from his obviously liberal and sickly sycophantic and fascinated audience?     

Why was there no outrage from you over any of these foul words and name calling?  Is it perhaps because you don't think they were wrong? I mean after all, your hatred of Sarah Palin is apparent from your posts and remarks I've read on Facebook since she ran for office.  It's sad you included, and still do include, her children in your dislike of her political leanings. They are the most innocent in this vitriol you spill.

Why is it these liberal people can say what they want, no matter how foul or profane and it is fine with you?  Why is it that you didn't call for THEIR firing?  Is it because as long as it is one of your heroes doing the name calling, it is acceptable?  

#6.  Accusations of complete bias and confrontation over their ignorance of alternate lifestyles, finish with an insult...

It seems to me your idea of free speech is for people who ONLY agree with your points of view.  Too bad really.  Your ignorance of the real world is damn near laughable.  What you don't know, could cover the moon.

And your attitude toward people who dare to disagree with you, is one of utter disdain and contempt.  As is your view toward people who hunt, fish and live an outdoor life.  Your lack of thought before you speak, is unbelievable.  It is no wonder you have so few friends.  You've insulted most of us often enough, we no longer want anything to do with you. 

#7.  Point out their shortcomings as a human being or co-worker, or both...

You are a Debbie/Donnie Downer.  You never have a good thing to say about anything, your former co-workers, hunters, Conservatives or anyone else who DARES, to disagree with you on any and all subjects YOU hold dear. 

#8.  Accuse them of feeling superior, end with a hurt, I wish I didn't know you...

You are annoying in your judgement of the rest of us mere mortals.  It must be wonderful for you to be perched on your soapbox so far above us all.  Personally, I cannot abide you these days.  I did like you, but not any longer.  I guess to many insults and ignorant demeaning comments have blown that friendship out of the water.  These days, I wish I hadn't ever met you...you're a pain in the neck liberal who is just as clueless as your current president.  

#9.  Make and hold a sorrowful look and lay it on the line, adding the occasional insult...

It makes me sad really, I used to believe you were intelligent enough to recognize how to separate a persons politics from the person and maintain that relationship as friends, with an agreement to disagree and if necessary, not talk politics at all.  But, it is obvious to me, after all these years, the only one trying to maintain this friendship, is me.  But no longer.  

#10.  Dump the sorry liberal ass already...

Your sorry, Debbie /Donnie Downer attitude, and superior "I'm so much better than you," with your chronically insulting posts and emails, sick, pathetic whiny, liberal gimme gimme gimme, sorry ass just got dumped. Oh, and by the way, I hope you have a very nice day. 

I just went to read an article in the "Huffington Post."  You know, that last bastion of honor, of honest debate, filled with so much truth, justice and the "American" way as Arianna Huffington, a foreigner sees it.  Oh, wait...only the truth as the Huff Po sees it.  Justice only as far as the liberal leg humping Obama lovers are kept under control with all the free shit we keep giving them.  And the United Socialist States of America as long as you are a liberal hack with a "tingling little leg" and a "lets all get our free birth control as long as anybody but the promiscuous have to pay for it" mentality.


I found it fascinating. And horrifying. The amount misinformation on this site is hysterical and frightening. I am an independent voter who sees the liberal agenda as a terrible thing. Not the liberal him or herself, just your ideas. 

I despise the hypocrisy of liberals.  You continue to denigrate people, groups or ideals you know little to nothing about. 

 You hate the Tea Party and you cannot explain in plain language why.  You hate the "old white party" (meaning republicans) you hate conservative women for being wives and mothers and proud of it and for having the fucking balls to accept the honor of running for Vice President of this country.  How dare she succeed?  A conservative woman. That stupid moronic bitch.  

Or in your liberal heroes words, the cunt from Alaska. You ignore the behavior of a
 white man who called an accomplished woman a foul name.  Because he claims to be a comedian.  But god forbid Rush Limbaugh, a conservative old white guy, call the poster girl for promiscuity, Sandra whatever her name is, a slut. Sorry folks...she is a slut.

You can't even see that you elected an elitist intellectual rich people hating man as president. And who by the way, is also rich, but black and believes, just like you, that we conservatives are the most foul and evil beings on the planet.  And being the divisive man he is, again, like you, he makes no effort to hide his dismissive opinion of those who disagree with him. 

Liberals get off on hating us conservative people for telling you we disagree with your lack of assessment regarding the financial situation this nation faces.  You hate us because we do not like the direction in which the president is taking this nation   You have been brainwashed by sites like the Huffington Post, that because we do not like the Obama policies, that we are old, white and racist. (And you call us ignorant?)

Your tunnel visioned rigidity keeps you from seeing see the true reason for our dislike of the policies this administration "claims" we all need.  You are not able to comprehend the danger you all are in. You can't seem to grasp the reality that "he who giveth you all this 'free' shit, will also taketh it away." One hot second after he bankrupts the United States of America, your free shit is gone.  

When this happens, please stay where you are. We don't want you messing with our survival. You should hope and pray we will continue to take care of you with the bare necessities of life.  Which by the way, are only food, shelter and water.  

No more cell phones.  No more wifi.  No more food stamps.  No more medical care.  No more free birth control.  No more free anything.  It's time you started doing for yourselves and stop blaming everyone else for your own failure to succeed, or your own laziness.

If we cannot stop the spending of money that does not exist except in China and other enemies of this nation, we are done.  But then, you liberals already know that.  And it seems that it suits you just fine. Kind of makes me sad to realize you don't even care America is dying.  Just as long as you don't have to pay for you birth control and can have as many abortions as you want so you won't have to raise that damn kid you didn't want, but it ain't YOUR fault!  

Oh hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah for all you liberals. You're so well versed in what is right for me and mine, cause after all, we conservatives can't figure it out without someone telling us how to go about it.  And of course, being a liberal, you know what is best for everyone in the galaxy.  You really need to be told your, "do as I say, not as I do," lifestyle and opinions?  Well, they just prove you are as ignorant as we conservatives think you are.

2013 New Years Resolutions...or, wishful thinking

Okay, so I joined this crafting group yesterday to (hopefully) sell some of the baby quilts I've made.  I put up four pictures.  Two of my handmade quilts and two machine sewn.  I posted that the two handmade quilts had been sold and or gifted. I wanted to show what I can do. Interesting that the very first comment on my post was..."What a load of shit."

I had such high hopes for this group.  There are so many beautiful things made by Montanans available there.  I am so terribly disappointed by the comment. Don't get me wrong.  This isn't about the quilts I posted pics of.  It is about the comment and the lack of reason for it.

I guess, (foolish me) I expected too much. You know?  I expected stupid things, like courtesy, respect, perhaps even a big hearty "welcome to our group!"  Didn't happen from the person leaving the comment.  Too bad really.  I was looking forward to seeing what other crafty Montanans are up to.

To the credit of the Admins, they blocked this person for trying to scam people and for spamming...Interesting to be told how she was "recent" addition to the group, she turned out to be a sneaky little spammer.  Didn't really ring true to me, so I went and looked.  She had been a member of the group for some time.

The moral of the story?  

Sorry folks, there isn't one.  Morals. Ethics. Kindness. Courtesy. Respect. Along with all the other common little niceties, no longer exist.  Not in person,on Facebook or the groups on the site.  And certainly not anywhere else on the web, where anonymity allows us to treat each other so badly.  Without consequence.  

These little things, these little courtesies, the little acts of kindness don't seem to exist these days.  Or, if they do, these little acts of politeness and gentleness toward others, is extraordinarily rare.  And as such, those moments are beyond precious. 

I am not going to try to tell anyone how "perfect and kind" I am.  I'm not. I am just as guilty as the next person of forgetting to be nice when it counts. But, I  try very hard not to hurt people on purpose.  Especially when it comes to subjects I am passionate about.  That doesn't mean I don't recognize my own shortcomings and lack of courtesy at times.

I admit it.  I am not the kindest person on the earth.  But, I am exceedingly tired of being "attacked" for the things I believe passionately.  I wish we would try to be kinder to each other.  We will always disagree about things. That doesn't mean we should rip each other to pieces because of those points of contention. What ever happened to polite discourse?

That old adage of, "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all," is dead and gone. Most particularly when it pertains to the Internet and social networking sites.  We have lost out ability to communicate in a meaningful, face to face manner, with kindness and courtesy. 

Maybe we should all make kindness, courtesy and all the other common niceties our personal resolutions for 2013.  I, for one, believe we should try to bring them back...